The Perfect Decoration

 I finally found what I should put on the last empty shelf in the house.

She fits and you can close the door...

Who need a pack and play?

My name is Lucy...

And I have an eating disorder.

It's called Body Food Syndrome.

I can't eat without it getting on my entire body.

Every.  Single.  Meal.

How dare she!

She's totally a THIRD grader now?

Who does she think she is?!

This morning I told her she has skinny shoulders.

She proceeds to tell me that she thinks she's getting smaller because her age is going to start going down.

"Pretty soon I'll be Lucy's age and she and I will just play all day."

I WISH, sis.

Holy Crap

Just reminiscing over old pictures and found this bad boy...

 

That's one cute little goose.

Tile Master and Co.

 Awwwwww...look how well they are sleeping!

It's probably because....

 there is a toilet in their room.

 This guy, no wait...

 this guy swooped in and made my bathroom pretty.

 This guy, wet shirt and all, entertained the Goose.

 This girl ate all my chips.

Well really they were her mom's, but I wanted to eat them all.

 These two, however cute, were naughty.

 My bathroom floor started out like this in 2009.

Looks like this today.

I'm almost done with the details.

I love it so much, I want to sleep on it.
There is no longer previous owner funk on it!

GRUBER NATION...
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Hey Brother...

I grew up sans brother.

I now have four on one side and two on the other.

I love them all.

Today I am spotlighting Phil.

Why Phil?

Cuz of this...



I'm happy.