For days I have been scouring my home to find the site of a most horrific smell. Lighting candles and bleaching wasn't doing the trick. I would walk in the house and wonder if my family's "smell" has changed from what it used to be to a now "beyond BO scent".
I finally hone in on the site. I'm looking all over the spice cabinet. I keep the bread on the top shelf. I think maybe it's really old bread that I couldn't see up there.
I feel around (kinda gutsy) and find a plastic bag.
A deli bag of turkey that has been sitting there since the 1960's, I'm sure.
Leave the "putting the food away" to me, chump.
I finally hone in on the site. I'm looking all over the spice cabinet. I keep the bread on the top shelf. I think maybe it's really old bread that I couldn't see up there.
I feel around (kinda gutsy) and find a plastic bag.
What do I behold??
A deli bag of turkey that has been sitting there since the 1960's, I'm sure.
Leave the "putting the food away" to me, chump.
8 comments:
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
i hope you had gloves to remove the shizzle because now i'll have touching issues with you. even more than i previously did. dih-to the- scusting.
Save it. Mike might eat it the next time we come!
I think you are lying and the smell really came from something else that you are just not willing to share publicly. Oh...and in regards to your last post...at least they are stickers and not tats!
No, no, no!!!
I just don't want to even picture holding that bag in my hand. SICK.
Every time I put my deli meat near my spice cabinet it's always super fresh. I don't know what the problem is??
Eeeewwwwwww!
I'm not sure how it works in the East, but here in the West we put our deli meat in the fridge.
p.s. were you wearing gloves, and did you throw up a little?
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