Dear Deer,
I unfortunately write to inform you of my complete and utter hate toward your species. I find no beauty nor grace as I did as a child. I see you as a rodent. I support state population control hunts, even if I see a hunter in bright orange on the side of the road on the way to high school. I will cheer him on, as the week before you rammed the side of my car on the way to Seminary. You are forever my mortal enemy. I clearly have not gotten over all your attacks on multiple Dunlop family cars. I saw you staring me down the other night and what I did is what you get for scarring me as a wee one.
Sincerely,
Jennifer
Dear Peta,
Have your way with me. I'm all over this.
J
I hold only one grudge on this earth.
8 comments:
I personally would like to burn that shack to the ground. Tacky...tacky! I'm sorry for your unfortunate experiences with deer. I however am a deer lover and do think they are graceful and beautiful. So bring it on Jenn!
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HAHA, rock on, Jenn!
Dear Jennifer,
I am sorry you feel so strongly about my species, but I understand your feelings. Racism is a problem that plagues society and will not go away until we tackle the ignorance and come together. I am guilty of it too. I admit that I hate your kind just as much. You and your kind think you own the earth. You have killed us with your metal carriages and fancy shooting sticks. Every day my brothers and sisters lie dead, rotting on the side of the road because of your kind. Maybe it's time to even the score. Watch your back.
Sincerely,
Deer
It's not a metal stick. It's a boom stick.
Ummmm...I want to vomit looking at this picture! Remember when about 22 deer came flying through our yard at warp speed and almost killed Rylee? Yeah...we loooooooathe them too! Our neighbors used to pelt them with a paint gun to get them out of their garden. Not only did we still have deer - they were brightly colored!!!
Dear "anonymous",
TEACH YOUR KIDS TO STAY OUT OF THE STREET!!!
I forgot you hate deer. It made me laugh when I remembered.
Morgan tries to kill a deer every year but rarely succeeds. Sorry.
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