Lesson: Shower daily in the MORNING.
Picture this...
These pants
This shirt
This hair
no bra(no picture)
(nasty)
Set the scene?
A police car outside my next door neighbor's house.
Look out some more...
two police cars on either side of MY driveway.
Slight freak out.
Then remember a bunch of neighbors cars that were unlocked got broken into.
Think..."Self, better put a bra on, just in casers."
Okay....first I'll put Lucy in the bath.
All clean!
"Knock, knock."
"Holy FREAKING crap!!"
Grab first sweatshirt on the pile...
Nice tuckus...The sweatshirt is super thin.
Hides NOTHING.
Feeling the need to answer quick because they may think I'm up to something!!
(Too much CSI)
Answer the ever loving door dressed like a clown, folding arms.
Ask all sorts of questions that I actually had some answers to.
I helped the LAW!
He leaves.
Then I remember an answer to another question.
Get "dressed" better.
Throw on a hat for the neighbor's sake.
As I'm walking toward the 5 po po standing at my neighbors house...they look.
They turned to talk to each other and...
They laughed.
Sweet agony, take me away.
6 comments:
That's my girl - you DO look like me!
(word verification is "awkwqzl" - sort of describes your situation)
Oh my gosh you've made us laugh - it's sort of like your worst nightmare being the last to be chosen on the playground.. It's enough to be the last, but to have them LAUGH too! Aaaaaahhh!
I'm so happy right now. So very happy.
My oh my...
Did you decide to withhold the information when they laughed? Is that legal?
i am so glad crazy things happen to other people too!
Classic Jenny experience!! Thanks for the laugh, but especially appreciative of the visual! Clever . . . very clever!
One for the books! You should have just done your horse call! That would have shut them up!
(by the way...my buttocks is freaking awesome in that picture! Oh the good ole days!)
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