So I'm cruising the clothes at a little place called "Target."
No one else around except some broad. She looks a little off, wearing the rain coat for the place that she works for (ShopRite) and it's florescent yellow. P.S. It hasn't rained in days.
It was hot.
In the cart I have The Goose and our current foster baby- a dark African American DMoney. He's fussin so I lean over and uncover him to put a cork in his mouth. She notices. I got on to try to find the shirt of my dreams and start to turn my back to the raincoat lady and she turns her mouth toward me and calls out...
"SLUT."
It.
Was.
AWESOME!!!!
No one else around except some broad. She looks a little off, wearing the rain coat for the place that she works for (ShopRite) and it's florescent yellow. P.S. It hasn't rained in days.
It was hot.
In the cart I have The Goose and our current foster baby- a dark African American DMoney. He's fussin so I lean over and uncover him to put a cork in his mouth. She notices. I got on to try to find the shirt of my dreams and start to turn my back to the raincoat lady and she turns her mouth toward me and calls out...
"SLUT."
It.
Was.
AWESOME!!!!
14 comments:
That's my girl....
you never were one to say no to chocolate.
oh, was that off-color?
end of summer jungle fever then.
yep, that's better.
I told Doug about this and he got SO angry... apparently he would climb a water tower to defend your honor.
So she wasn't crazy afterall! Who'd have thought???
P.S. I miss Target.
P.S.S. and you.
i think the comment about chocolate was right on target. i dare you to say that if anyone asks about the baby again. LOL!
I really can't believe she said that to you. I think I would've bust out laughing right in front of her. What did you do?
I think you should have shown her your "grill" and said, "dats right baby"!
I take it you were at the classy Target in Jersey!
Makes me want to come visit!
Some people can only dream of reaching slut status but you my friend, dream no more.
byt the way, Tom thought this was hilarious. I won't tell what he thought the girl might have said.
omg, best story ever! love it.
I'm laughing hysterically and wondering if she was the same gal who told me to watch the "dog whisperer" to learn to control Jack. Odd ducks!
Best story EVER!!
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