Mom. Dad. I don't know what it is about me getting things that were yours for a long time and as soon as I get them they die. First Bud. Now it's the toaster from the 1800's.
Instead of being sad, think of all the good food we had slightly toasted or burnt to a crisp.
Rest in peace little toaster you will surely be missed.
Maybe I'll get a four slot toaster! Imagine the possibilities!
3 comments:
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic toaster. This will be that toaster. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Jenn, let's really think about a 4 slot toaster. I mean, who needs that kind of carb temptation on Atkins. No one, that's who. Just the thought of 4 pieces of perfectly golden, buttery toast is making me melt right here in my cube...
Think of how many times we looked at ourselves in that magical toaster while cleaning the counters?! I remember having talk shows in that toaster! I also remember trying to shine it up real nice too. Better as a tv than as a toaster if you ask me.
RIP
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