All was well in Meyersonland. Just got home from church, told Lex to go potty while I got her a brownie. She listened very well and I was so proud. She seemed to be taking too long so I walked past and noticed the door was closed. A recipe for disaster. Ripping open the door and to my horror I find my tiny four year old sittin on the pot surrounded by a circle of beautiful honey brown hair. Her stinking mother left the hair scissors on the counter after trimming her bangs, this very morn. Lexi has now entered a new phase, labled as "Awkward." Travis can't even look at her, she can't even look at herself without shouting toddler profanities and me...I can't help but laugh at my monk-like child. We hope you all enjoy her new look, because they don't make four year old size wigs.
Needless to say...she didn't get a brownie.
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Well, I guess everyone goes a little crazy after they graduate, you know? At least it's not a tattoo...
TWO WORDS...Lloyd Christmas.
Honey! No one knows your pain better than I do. Lots of love and hair wishes to you. At least she doesn't have a mullet like Cydnie. :)
Morgan calls her Billy Raye Cyrus at least once a day.
totally sad, but it makes for a funny blog post! may lexi's hair grow like weeds. :)
tell her no one will notice 'cause they'll be staring at her beautiful eyes! holy cow. even with no bangs she's a knock-out. :)
helpful tip for future: watch out for the razors too... when i was little i cut my face all up trying to shave like daddy. :)
I just can't stop laughing. The mug shot at the bottom is my favorite.
This totally bites, but dang--it makes for a good story! At least she didn't take tips from Cousin Hannah and trim other key areas of her hair to the scalp.
Oh man....
and she thought her mom at preschool graduation was embarrassing...whoa.
I like the look on mom's face in the mirror in the second picture. I know that feeling allll too well.
saddest eyes ever. :(
I suddenly have the urge to watch "Dumb and Dumber"
This is hilarious, please encourage Loxi to cut her hair more often.
A few months ago I was watching my friends 2 daughters. While I was I was in the bathroom, the older daughter cut the yongers ones hair, then younger daughter took the same pair of scissors and completly scratched the TV. After I got the hair all picked up there were 2 handfulls of it. Who knew kids could get into SOOOO MUCH trouble in less then 2 minutes?????Earlier that same day they had let the cat outside and we couldn't get him back until the following night. That was not my best baby-sitting day. Well at least Lexi will be ready for summer.
Well my sister was obsessed with cutting hair when she was young. She would cut all of the barbies hair and they would look ridiculous!
The good thing is Lexi's hair will grow back...the barbies weren't that lucky. It took my sister a really long time to figure that out!
Grandpa is glad to hear that there is a beautition in the family. He says that she can come down anytime she want to cut our hair.
Double Snap! Hannah, is that you?
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